wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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