I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
