I'm jealous of your bromance
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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