we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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