Soap is not a condiment
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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