Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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