i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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