Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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