Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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