when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
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Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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