I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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