just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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