last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
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You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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