North Korea, Best Korea!
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
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I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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