do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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