I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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