People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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