Jerry, you need to find god
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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