There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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