I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
