I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
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