dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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