we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
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Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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