I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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