508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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