My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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