she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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