i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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