We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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