can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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