I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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