There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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