I'm gonna have a badass scar
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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