You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
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I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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