I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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In other news, I just burned my penis
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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