I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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