I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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