thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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