is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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