If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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