who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Randomize