i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Operation Purity has been aborted
No subtext here. People are naked.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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