Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I just gargled with NyQuil
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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