I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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