you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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