i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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