I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Semen is not good for contacts.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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