So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
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I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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