Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
