make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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