Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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