I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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