And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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