I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
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I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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