matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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