Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize